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5 Reasons The Non-Superpowered Superhero Thing Is Bullshit

Some of our most popular superheroes aren’t super at all: they weren’t born with special powers, never gained powers via some freak accident, and must rely completely on ingenuity and hard work to succeed. They’re just like us!

Except…they absolutely aren’t. The “superhero without superpowers” deal sounds nice, until you realize that every single one of them is naturally leveled up to the point where they become superpowered by default. No actual human could possess or accomplish what these people do, so the implication that these people are powerless, yet still super somehow, is pure bullshit.

So what amazing powers does your favorite non-powered hero possess? 100% of the time, they’ll boast one or more of the following …

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